My back is sweating! It’s not easy living in the basement when it’s summer, but luckily I know how to make it nice and cool. Basically, I’ve bought a load of oscillating fans and sellotaped them to the ceiling. When I switch it on, I’m nice and breezy, especially at night as I leave them above my bed. Good tip: Take off the fan guards – they’re only for if you have children!
I’m trying my hardest to get a sun tan, and mum and dad know this, as they’ve been locking me in the back of the car during days out so I can catch as many rays as I can. So far, it’s making me a bit dizzy and I’ve been sick twice, but I suppose it happens to everyone! Anyway, mum and dad said that Grandad is fine, and that’s all that matters.
Nearly the end of term now, and I really don’t know what to do with my summer. My mates have suggested I go to a festival on my own, as they’re all going to Glastonbury, but I’m not so sure. I didn’t like Alton Towers, so I don’t know how I’d cope in a massive theme park with music playing all the time.
So what to do then? I’ll probably make a small fortune from playing bingo, then build my own school and not let any of the teachers at my school come and teach at it and it’ll serve them right for not listening to my ideas!
Only joking.
So at school the staff still aren’t listening to my ideas. I don’t understand why, I believe I have a lot to give. I mean, the pupils like me so much so even refer to me by my first name without me even asking!
Maybe they know about my fans, and know that I’m a COOL guy ;-))
