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Friday, August 12th, 2011

i saw the funniest minds of my generation destroyed by forums, Facebook,

starving hysterical naked,

dragging themselves away from a fruitful life for a funny line,

angel-headed hipsters with the televisual T4 connection in the starry dynamo of their hair,

who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed sat in car journeys to scunthorpe contemplating gaggs in places they never got to see,

who borrowed their parents car to present their false reality to crowds of strangers,

who distorted their being with silly clothes or tattoos or earrings like it would show their rebellion against something they never even knew to begin with,

who called that success in the face of adversity, sat in a cafe bar in jaffy-en-le-frith, frothing for mock the weak and all the others, all the others with their t-shirts and their chav jokes

who passed through snake pass every night, lying to themselves about their journey, asking for a cheer or a hug or a cheer or a hug,

who flip-flopped and faffed, waiting for the followed to show them the way to a tight 10 paid with petrol,

i will give you a lift anywhere, my hero.

who ate ginsters in petrol stations and said it was ok in their cold bed alone or with a pig in their arms named after a wrestler,

who dreamt of making wales proud, of making wales proud, of making brooker proud.

Brooker! BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER BROOKER!

take me to rome, c, i am with you in rome, i am with you on snake’s pass, i will cheer you always when you sing your song to strangers who never think youre daft,

take me, c, you sphinx on a cold night in pontefract, you day-old milk in a van, you sausage roll in a sweaty rhyl bin, take me with you to the comedy,

i just want the comedy, c.

i am with you, brooker,

i am with you, brooker,

in my dreams you walk dripping from a sea journey, a fumble in a wrestling ring, and you tear off the door of my cottage in the west country night.

c brooker

Darren Taylor comedy interview

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

When I was 16 years old I was getting ready for my GCSEs, but comedian Darren Taylor is instead looking to do his GCS-laughs! I sat down with one of the youngest comedians on the circuit to talk about some things…

There can’t be many stand up comedians who have been 16!
To be honest no there are not a lot of comedians who are sixteen I personally know none. But being seventeen I do get compared to Kevin Bridges quite often as Kevin started doing stand up when he was seventeen so it gives me a fair bit of motivation.

Do you see yourself becoming an older comedian?
Honestly yes I do see myself becoming an older comedian, I do have high hopes for my career as a stand up comedian but for the moment I am treating it as a hobby but if I get something good out of it then I will be very happy.

Describe your act…
Well my material and delivery is mainly angled on the fact that I am young. I did a gig at the Blue Lamp in Aberdeen and kept coming back to the point of me being young. As a matter of fact one of my jokes about fighting over a Pokémon card in a play group called Kacy Kangaroos has led me to the use of a prop in my next gig at the Moorings bar in Aberdeen where I will bring a Pokémon card to add to the funny joke.

Not only this but I tend to focus some of my jokes on my own relationship with my lovely partner Rebecca who supports me a lot with what I am doing, but also I base my jokes around subjects I have had in my life for example the gym and my mother and father splitting up and all.

Although my material and act is based mainly on things in my life I have experienced I do like to make odd jokes that are not connected at all.

It says you do dirty humour to clean humour. Is there a middle ground?
I suppose when you think about it yes there is. Some jokes can be very dirty and some very clean. I tend to do a mix but it depends on what mood I am in at the time. Sometimes I will use a clean joke such as “I seen two guys walking into a bar on the way to the show… you would have thought one of the daft idiots would have seen it.” But then also I make jokes like “I live with two dogs at home… I call one mum and one sister” it all depends on how I feel at the time as some crowd’s like different things and also myself if I am in a certain mood I will say certain jokes. It all depends on what you look at.

What do you think of Bill Hicks?
I find Bill Hicks a very quick comedian. When I say quick I mean quick to act his jokes have an effect that seem very improvised and I find that a very good skill especially in stand up.

His jokes like mine can be quite crude and he does use very strong language from what I have seen which. And he does seem to have very good interaction with the crowd.

But I think the main thing for any comedian no matter your style or material but the laughs you get in you end. Seems obvious but it’s surprising when you come down to it.

The comedian Alan Anderson says there’s something inherently funny about being Scottish. Do you agree?
I do agree to a certain level I think that Scottish people just have this thing that not a lot of other people have and I am not quite sure how do describe it but Scottish people like myself have this tendency to be funny without really meaning to.

For example why is it that when Scottish people get out a chair or stand up from sitting or lying they have to do that growl like they have just been stabbed. It is hard to really get the picture of what I just said by text on a computer screen but it is very true. Also the phrase good Scottish weather, its Scotland basically saying the weather is really rubbish but ah well look on the bright side and the funny thing is Scottish people really don’t think like that.

Do you find it difficult to get gigs when you’re not technically old enough to be in bars/pubs/clubs/nightclubs/wine bars/comedy clubs/some restaurants etc?
Yes and No, I mean some places do say well you will have to come back once you are eighteen and all but there are many places very open and willing to take me on to perform. I mean to them I am performing so it does not really matter as long as they watch that I am not drinking alcohol while I am there. But sometimes it can be difficult but most of the time it is fairly easy for me to gig, especially in my hometown.

How do audiences deal with your age?
That is something I wonder myself to be honest haha but in all seriousness I think it all comes down to the fact that being young is my angle so when I am talking about my age I am making fun of myself so the crowds tend not to have a go at me because I am commenting on them being old.

My age to the audience is quite funny because on the stage I seem very naive and childish which a lot of people tend to like which makes me quite happy.

How do you get around to gigs if you legally can’t drive?
Depending on where it is sometimes I get a lift from people in my family if they are coming to watch or even sometimes a bus or train depending on where my gig is taking place.

How would you describe comedian to an alien!
To be honest I am not sure but I would say good comedians and I am not talking about myself because then I would seem pretty arrogant I am meaning other comedians in general and aliens are both out of this world and I know that sounds cheesy but its true.

Comedians are very very good for people to go and see because I think that everyone needs to have a right good laugh and giggle now and then it keeps us all sane and happy.

Can people ever really change do you think?
People can change and I believe very strongly on this but the thing is I feel that not everyone does change. I believe everyone has the will to change anything but some people just don’t for whatever reason or reasons they have.

I have lived it myself and whether we realise it or not we all change at some point and some people more extreme that others.

You’re old enough to be doing GCSEs, but do you really want to get a LOL A-Level???
I left school just after my sixteenth birthday so my qualifications were not to bad but in comedy terms I would like to make it big. I would like to be recognised as a good comedian which to me would be my LOL A-Level.

Do you write?
As a matter of fact I do write, In school English was my best subject and I got my best grade for English. I write my own material for my gigs however I have had help from my Dad who insisted that I use material that he had made up for me which was very nice because I had never seen my father so passionate about something that I did before so it was quite touching.

Where you see yourself at 21-29?
I would like to see myself as a big comedian famous like everyone else wishes to be but if I was looking at a modest target I would say being known as a good stand up comedian in my home town and some of the surrounding areas.

Darren Taylor comedian
“Scottish people just have this thing that not a lot of other people have.”

You can view Darren Taylor’s website as well as the Darren Taylor comedy YouTube channel (currently down but will soon be back up).

Roland Gent comedy interview

Monday, July 25th, 2011

The world is just full of famous Rolands. From the intelligence of Barthes, to the panache of Rivron, and the chairsma of Rat. But is it possible that one man can be both a Roland and a … Gent? I sat down via e-mail with comedy ever-present Roland Gent.

Comedy audiences have seen you on stage for a long time. Does it feel that long to you?
No and yes. Comedy is a case of keeping going, there’s always more people theres always another audience. You can’t be seen or even liked by everyone. There’s loads of brilliant circuit acts out there.

You first started in 1997. Has comedy changed much since then?
Nope, comedy itself is always either funny or not. But there’s loads more people trying it. It seems to be a career move now rather than something done by artists and weirdos. There’s definitely more of a career path in being seen and right moves to make etc… since michEL MCINTYRE PEOPLE ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO GET IN A COMEDY CLUB

What about audiences? Have they changed? Do they expect more/less/same?
These days they just want [sex] jokes they always did, but there used to be more of political thing going on.

14 years on you are still in the black and white stripes. Have you personally changed much since then?
I put weight on, I lose it, I am a dad now. You have more of a focus realise you aren’t the centre of the universe your opinion doesn’t really count much you won’t change the world, but you can go off on your own little thing and have a great adventure. Why do comedy? You don’t choose it -it chooses you.

Why do you think people like comedy?
Because they want a laugh. But at one time you’d associate a comedian with Bernard Manning and thats it, these days its a cooler thing to do.

Were you really a former anarchist? How does that inform your comedy?
I refused to join the Anarchist Society it was too well organised, you had soemone telling you what to think. There’s little point being known as a politcial comic. Andy Zaltsman can do it so can Mark Thomas, most can’t. In most clubs you are playing to the herd, you need to be quickfire, slip in some politics after 15 mins.

Is there still a bit of the former anarchist in your material?
Maybe jokes come out being filtered through your personality. I know people who talk politics all day, but when its showtime you have to make em laugh, you’re a laugh salesman, simple as that

What do you think of Bill Hicks?
I personally discovered Bill Hicks all by myself when watching him on a national TV show. Rather in the same way that I discovered punk by having it sold to me. Bill was great, he could be high brow and low brow in quick succession and point out absurdity better then most. Sadly too many people tried to imitate him, rather like every time there’s a new music scene. There are a few originals then a lot of copyists.

Your full length shows from what I have seen have the theme of marketing to them. Do you like/dislike marketing and why?
I used to work in marketing. They say write what you know, I know a lot about working in offices and doing sales. I quit all that, I went back to college aged 40 and did broadcast journalism I now co-manage Salford City Radio.

How would you market Roland Gent the brand?
God thats the thing, I am shy about talking about myself. If you wanted me to flog you toothpaste I can do it easliy. OK daft 40 something world weary idiot. string of filthy jokes and obsession with accents local words and dialect

Are there any subjects you wouldn’t joke about?
No, nothing is off limits it just depends how you sell it. Look at the amount of jokes on the circuit about Prof Steven Hawking.

How would you punish joke theftery?
Depends if it is mine and if you are doing it in front of me. But there’s so much crossover each comic has at least one gag tht is very similar to soemone else’s

Do you think comedians should sell/let jokes as a compromise?
You can be a scriptwriter if you want. Big name comics on TV have scriptwriters.

What if the comedian who took the joke damaged the material in some way?
That happens on mainstream circuit. I’ve seen mainstream acts doing a mixed bag of loads of other acts material

Perhaps an independent body is required to sort out matters like this, rather than hearsay or circuit tittle tattle?
There’s no way. It will never work.

Where do you see your comedy going?
Hopefully keep going get better profile gigs. I need to call more numbers and get a break for myself. I get lots of compereing gigs these days esp. for Agraman Buzz Comedy.

Are you in Edinburgh this year?
Nope, spent my holidays working at 6 Music on Steve Lamacq’s show.

Roland Gent comedy
“Why do comedy? You don’t choose it – it chooses you.” – Roland Gent

Stand-up comedy interview with Patrick Lappin

Sunday, July 24th, 2011

Patrick Lappin is taking his first steps into the world we call The World Of Comedy. Here he is in a performance peice called Love on the Rocks on YouTube:

How did you first get into world of comedy?
Nothing was ever made worse by being funny, and there was always a part of me that thought I could be good stand-up. I just always assumed that I’d never have the bottle to find out.

Then I got involved as the silent partner in the semi-legendary Great Yarmouth chav poetry duo Yanny mac & Pikey Paddy with my friend, the poet Yanny Mac (Ian James McKenzie). I realised quite quickly that the best place to be in any theatre (if you’re a [baddie], and I am) is on the stage looking forwards.

Yanny & Paddy is no longer a going concern, however. They’re still in love but they turned their backs on the glitterati to work as winter deck chair attendants in the deserted hamlet of Waxham. Nobody understood them anyway. You can find a heart-wrenching portrait of their doomed waining star [on my YouTube clip].

Where would you like to see your comedy go? And why?
I wouldn’t be enormously disappointed to stay broadly where I am – getting paid more often than not and having a ‘thing’ that makes me not feel I’m wasting my time. My day job isn’t unbearable. But I’d love to be in a position where my main focus was on writing a new Edinburgh show every year and then touring it and that being more or less my job. That would make me happy, I think.

George Carlin once said “comedy is up and down like a lift”. Would you agree?
Sort of. It’s true that it puts you through the mill and can make you want to cry just before it makes you want to put in an application for the post of God once the current bell-end’s out of office. But it’s pain we choose for ourselves so there’s no point moaning about it.

To you personally, as well as others, what does comedy mean (especially to you)?
I think comedy is the mind’s leisure. It can do what it likes because its boss isn’t there (and because The Boss isn’t there. My mind hates muscular blue-collar sincerity when it’s on holiday).

You’ve been described as an emerging talent. Where have you emerged from?
The same place as you, man. The same place as everyone, yeah? A place called the street. A place called the jungle. A place called [bloomin] reality, man. Shropshire.

You’ve also been compared to Stewart Lee and Richard Herring. Why?
I’m not sure about the Stewart Lee thing. I love Stewart Lee, he’s ace, but I don’t aspire to be like him – in fact I can remember 3 or 4 bits I’ve dropped from my set because they’re ‘a bit Stewart Lee’ (I’m not unaware of how ridiculous it sounds that open spot Johnny here is talking about jettisoning S. Lee-grade material – that’s not what I mean).

I think modern comedy, as opposed to the old Left v Right dynamic of the 1980s, is divided along much less discernable fault lines. It seems that you’re labelled either as a ‘do you remember Thundercats!?’ comedian, or you’re ‘like Stewart Lee’. But it’s not as simple as that because there’s only a tiny number of comedians who can be considered to be anywhere near either extreme . If it was that simple, and I had to choose, I’d choose Team Lee, natch; but luckily it hasn’t come to that.

It’s been said, not least by Richard Herring, that having a slew of Lee-a-likes is just as bad for the health of the comedy scene as the endless flow I-look-like-Harry-Potter-wearing-a-dog’s-ennui comedy course graduates. You do see a lot of new comedians decontructing their sets now, but the problem is that they were never constructed in the first place. They may as well be throwing pieces of lego at a concrete wall and hoping they form a lasting structure because it doesn’t really work unless you know what you’re doing. There’s only one Stewart Lee and there’s no room for any more.

The Richard Herring comparison is probably more accurate, given that much of my act is built on being cheeky to the audience. This is, I suppose, closer to L&H-era Herring rather than his later stuff, which I think is excellent and just as good as Stewart Lee’s work.

In short, I dunno.

Do you like dark comedy?
Yes and no. I don’t like upper middle-class men doing jokes about stabbing [things] or how African women have dust instead of breast milk, and I don’t like wealthy ginger Scottish people making fun of disabled children.

However I’m not a prude and I’ve sailed too close to the wind myself in the past (and probably the future) so I can’t be too indignant. I used to do a thing about Gordon Brown’s missing eye that I really would like to erase from history.

What do you think of Bill Hicks?
I find it astonishing that he’s be widely regarded as anything other than a tiresome, misogynistic blow-hard. I miss Jade Goodie, my own virginity and kidney stones more than that bemulleted tosspot.

Before every gigg I nap in the boot of my car for luck. Do you have any pre gig rictuals?
3 Pints of weak lager.

Your style seems to be more “flat pack punchline” than “give a dog a bone surrealism”. Would you consider melding the two into a “microchip butty set” (References from Getting the Joke book, Oliver Double)?
I haven’t read the book so I don’t really get the references, but I would consider myself a composite of all the above – after that I’d just invest it and live off the interest.

What is the funniest thing you’ve ever seen?
A wet dog.

Lastly, what is the best pun?
Many years ago (true story) I was walking along Cheltenham High Street with my then-girlfriend. She stoppped at a window and said, “Oh, sarongs are back in. I’ve got a sarong. In fact I’ve got two sarongs.”

I said, “yeah, but two sarongs don’t make a right.”

She didn’t laugh. That was the end.

Comedian Chris Barnes sez…

Saturday, July 23rd, 2011

The comedian Chris Barnes was at one of the very best giggs I have been to this year.. and it was on Facebook!

Chris Barnes comedian

It was an honour and a privelage to chat cack with the man who did this…

Take it away Chris Barnes!

Why do you think people like comedy?
everyone loves a laugh and it brings people together

What is the best thing about comedy?
groupies and getting a laugh off something you didnt think would work

Is comedy like bread in a way?
um no i never heard the phase – best thing since sliced stand-up

What do you think of Bill Hicks?
i havent seen much of his but what i have seen is brilliant.
comedy that makes you think

What about gay marriage?
i’ll do anthing for a laugh but that maybe pushing it.

Are we in the end-times and, if so, are they funny?
end-times of comedy ? maybe of alternative comedy
the comedy nowadays is more mainstream

Who rules the night?
i think its the queen or the bishop.

Some people say ‘funny’s like a fire’, what do you think?
yep it can light up a room

What made you start comedy?
i started doing animations and they were full of jokes so i moved into live action
videos cause its quicker to make. the videos had monologues in them like stand-up routines
and it seemed to be the most logical step to move to doing stand-up

When will you give up?
i dont think i will . i love doing it maybe when its n not fun anymore maybe then but i doubt
that would happen

How is your alter-ego character Trevor Feelgood? (Please answer as Trevor!!)
i am fine . just been to bangkok to get a refund on my thai bride dont want to go into details
but it was like the end of the crying game.

If you could play one female role what would it be?
The Queen – i may get a oscar or if they make a drama about dragon den i could play
deborah meaden and i could keep my beard

What is your favourite drink?
JD and coke

If a joke is told but no one is around to hear it, what should the comedian do?
write it on facebook or twitter . that how i test most jokes . one person likes it ,its in.

Who are your favourite comedians and why?
bill bailey . it shows you dont have to swear to be funny and its comedy that doesn’t hurt anyone
- well maybe apart from james blunt and chris de burgh.
And Sean Lock – his routine on winning sex with madonna is so good

You have 5 pounds, an orange and a train to Leicester to catch. Which comedians would you take with you!!
tom wrigglesworth – he may get another edinburgh show out of it

When is your next gig?
this monday . first gig since april not as trevor feelgood . scary!

How are you?
alright , got over the fact that i am not in the semis of so you think your funny . the kicker was i was funny and
got the biggest laugh of the night . no justice lol.

Goodbye?
goodbye

Comedian Nat Wicks’ comedy comes to my interview shores!

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

The name of Nat Wicks comedian is almost comedy in itself. Sounds a little bit like an Eastenders character, or perhaps an ear-scratch “He’s got natwicks..” “Oh God!!!” But no, Nat Wicks is a person and a comedian person at that. In fact, she even has a blogg in which she like I have done talks about comedy and what it’s all about being an ‘open slot’. You can read Nat Wicks comedy blogg here if you want.

Over a latte and a massage, we spoke comedy together…

NATWICKS
(yeah shes a) comedian

Why are you of all people doing comedy?!
CHEEKY MARE. I’m doing it for the validation. I like people saying nice things to me.

When did you know you were a comedian?
I’m not. You’ve got to have an ounce of success to call yourself a comedian, or be doing it full time.

Does comedy clash with your real life jokes i.e. do you think “I would never say that in real life because comedy audiences offer money!!”??
There’s a lot of run-over between real life and stage. For me at least, since I started gigging, my brainis is always thinking ‘WRITE MATERIAL, YOU LAZY WHORE’, so I find myself inadvertently testing out jokes on people around me. I’m surprised that my poor boyfriend hasn’t started beating me yet. Plus if you’re real sneaky and your friends don’t realise you’re experimenting on them you can try any old stuff that you just wouldn’t want to say untested to a real human audience.

Would you ever do an advert?
Sure. I’d never ‘endorse’ anything unless I really felt strongly about the product, but I’d do voice overs unless the company was evil.

What do you think is irony in comedy?
Irony is the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning. It’s the same in comedy. It’s not simply saying something racist and saying “It’s ironic because I don’t really mean it.”.

Can you think of what might be the most taboo subject in comedy?
There are a lot of taboo subjects which are very frequently used in comedy (for better or worse); rape, racism, sexism, homophobia. But the thing that seems to get an instant negative reaction from an audience is the word cancer, which I find quite surprising.

And in real life?
It’s too hard to define; it’s too changeable.

Now what is the difference???
In real life it’s a LOT easier to offend someone- you don’t have the reaction of averages that you get from a group. When you’re in a 1 on 1 situation you ONLY have the moral boundaries of that one person to contend with. With a comedy audience, it’s a lot more likely that you will only offend a small portion of the audience, and generally laughter is louder than gasps.

Can anyone truly be ‘funny’?
Of course. Most people can be, and are. The problem is that funny is so objective that it’s impossible to quantify.

Is there ever a time when you just think sod this!!?
Surprisingly no. I’m a very flakey person, and usually get bored of things within a few days. Comedy is something which I enjoy both on a superficial level, but also I find it really fulfilling. I can’t imagine not getting on a stage and making a dick of myself.

Who are your favourite influences?
That’s two questions in one. Favourite comedians and influences aren’t necessarily the same thing. But I can’t deny that comedian Sarah Millican is a favourite of mina and a massive push, as she was the comedian I saw the very night before I agreed to do my first gig. She was sensational and so relaxed and natural, and it ignited the jealous competative part of me. “I want me a piece of that.” Or something.

More recently, comedian Jason Cook has really inspired me to try harder. I was doing an open spot at a lovely gig where he was headlining (doing an Ed preview) and he was just amazing. His energy was so high, and his hit rate was ridiculous.

Do you hold a microphone in the same why you hold a knife and if so what are you spreading?
I’m spreading awesomesauce.

If comedy is a milkshake, what flavour is yours?
Self deprication. And chocolate.

Did you end up doing comedy because of school?
Probably, yes. Like many others in my possition I was a bit of a class clown. I was an ugly kid and used humour as a defence mechanism. So I developed humour to make people like me. It’s horrible. Really needy and try-hardy. I still see it sometimes when I meet new people “LOOK HOW FUNNY I AM, LIKE ME, PLEASE LIKE ME”. Jeez.

What do you think of Bill Hicks?
I understand why people like him; he has inspired a lot of comics. He’s not for me though.

Is it hard being a female comedian?
Nope. Certainly not in the North East- it’s a really supportive environement up here, regardless of your sex/age/race/background.

When is your next gig and where?
Sat 16th July, there are a carload of us lady types travelling to Manchester to do the Laughing Calves, which is Laughing Cows New Act night. Do you want the link? No? I don’t care, have it anyway.

Do you find it hard to write a blog of your giggs?
As in Ryan? FNAR FNAR.

I was going to say no, but if you look at my blog, you’ll see it hasn’t been updated ina couple of months. Eek. Remember what I said about being flakey? I need to start writing that again, really.

Alan Anderson the comedian talks about whisky and that

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Just like I am Welsh, comedian Alan Anderson is Scottish. And just like I am a comedian and promoter, so is Alan Anderson! We got on like a house on fir!!!

You and comedy, what and why?
I’m an attention seeking, loud mouthed, former heckler who is inherently lazy and thought that making money in comedy would be less hard work than being an architect.

In the early – mid 90’s I used to be a back room DJ in big clubs across the UK. In the late 90’s with the advent of CD decks so did every student wannabe, undercutting us vinyl junkies. With no gigs on a Tuesday night, a group of us started going to the comedy night at our local pub – Scruffy Murphy’s Manchester. It charged £1 per couple and we got to see awesome comics we’d never heard of before… Martin Bigpig, Stan Vernon, Stewart Francis and Peter Kay! During autumn 1998 I became the resident loud drunken Scottish heckler. One Tuesday in January 1999 compere Toby told me that next week I was to do 10 minutes on stage or I wouldn’t be allowed back in.

peter kay
“Peter Kay!” – Alan Anderson

I did the gig and after a couple months performing one of venues where I djed (O’neill’s, Didsbury) asked me if I would start putting on comedy nights. It all grew from there.

What was your first gig like?
The tiny pub was crammed with about 120 people, I was more nervous than djing in front of 1000 people. That week I had split up from my long term girlfriend, many of her pals were my pals and most were at the gig. I was full of gusto and alcohol, but short on punchlines. I died on my arse but had the biggest adrenaline rush of my life. Like a junkie after their first hit I had to experience that high again.

What influences you to do comedy?
I’ve a mortgage to pay, a family to feed and I’m not very good at having a boss tell me what to do.

You’re known for doing comedy in all kind of strange places. When are you next on stage?
Rather boringly it’ll be the function room of a Scottish Border’s pub for a stag night. Recently we’ve done gigs on a beach at Loch Lomond, on a remote Scottish mountain and on an open top bus.

Who are your favourite comics?
Bob Monkhouse, Billy Connolly and Terry Alderton.

What do you think of Bill Hicks?
He never featured on my radar as I was growing up. By the time I got around to watching youtubes of him I was of the opinion that he was of his time but now he is less relevant and sadly too many new comedians attempt to be him or Noel Fielding.

What do you think of female comedians?
Some are funny, some are awful. Some are useless with a ukelele, some are useless without a ukelele. If you’re funny the audience will think you are funny whether you have one type of genitals or another.

The circuit comic I admire most for their ability to connect with any audience and storm any gig is female, but she does not bang on about it. The circuit act I feel makes the least effort to connect with an audience that is not of their sex, sexuality or social class or status is female and onstage bangs on and on about being a female comedian. That type of comedy alienates audiences no matter what their sex. There is a massive difference between being a female comedian and a comedian with a feminist agenda. Thankfully those types of “female comedians” are becoming a smaller minority as most successful female comedians concentrate your thoughts more on the word “comedian” and less on the word “female”.

A recent debate started over female comedians doing special competitions. How would you deal with the problems arising from women in comedy?
The recent Funny Women debate / witch hunt was not over whether there should be female only comedy competitions. The debate was about whether you should charge people to enter comedy competitions and as an end result charge people to perform comedy. I think you should not do either.

There was a huge furore about pay to play in comedy, however much of it was hypocritical because many of those acts who were manning the comedy barricades against pay to play have just spent thousands of pounds on room hire, PRs, marketing, etc etc etc to enable them to perform at the Edinburgh Fringe every night for a month.

With regards your question, what problems have arisen from women in comedy?

Could you ever be a female comic?
No, I’m a man. Similarly I could never be an African American comedian or a French comedian.

Do you think it’s harder to be a female comic compared to any other job?
No. Is it harder to be a female comic than a female brain surgeon? Having no need for qualifications or membership of an professional/industry/trade body it is too easy for anyone to become a comedian. Or at least to call themselves a comedian.

Is comedy better or worse than other things like that?
Do too many females with not enough skill / talent become brain surgeons? No idea, but I doubt it. Do too many females with not enough skill / talent become comedians? Yes. Do too many males with not enough skill / talent become comedians?… Hell yes and sadly there are far more twenty something, skinny jeans wearing, untalented, male, T4 presenter wannabes in comedy than female comedians.

Do you agree that there should be segregation in comedy competitions? i.e. one for men, black men, students, women, children etc?
Every industry has its awards and they almost all segregate. Take the BAFTA’s, they segregate on sex – Best Actor, Best Actress. The Scottish BAFTA’s segregate nationality, the MOBO’s segregate along racial lines. So should comedy be any different? No. In the end it is all about the marketing and promotion either of the performers or the sponsoring brands.

You run the Scottish Comedian of the Year competition. What do you look for in a winner?
I take no part in the judging of the competition. Hopefully the team of industry experts that I assemble for the judging panel will chose a comedian who is capable of entertaining all sorts of comedy crowds from middle aged American tourists at the Edinburgh Fringe to a bunch of rowdy Friday night drunks and submariners in the back room of the Clyde Bar in Helensburgh to a 5 star hotel banquet suite full of marketing executives at a corporate. Over the past 5 years they have a good strike rate.

Do you think there is something inherently funny about a Scottish person?
Yes. The Scots tongue is very lyrical and like our celtic cousins the Irish we have a folk story telling culture… oh and we like to take the piss out of The Big Man.

Scotland recently beat Ireland in one of my favourite sports – cricket. Do you have a message for the team?!
I’m that strange breed of Scotsman who likes cricket and avidly follows the England & Wales Test team. At the Adelaide Fringe I even played for the England side in the Comedians Ashes match… we were humped, although I proudly took the wickets of Ian Coppinger and Lyndsey Webb. So my message to the Scotland Cricket team is… Since Ireland beat England in the recent world cup and you beat Ireland… congratulations on becoming the best cricketing nation in the British Isles.

On your website, you list one of your specialities as architecture! How come?
I studied architecture at university.

You are also into sports commentating and DJing. Could the two ever be done together? :)
They do. I regularly do the race announcing at triathlons, in a field, by a loch at 7 in the morning talking over music for the best part of 4 hours. In the few days prior to a race I like to put together a playlist of funky singalong tunes for the pre race period. For during the race the playlist will feature some up beat tunes and for near the finish. Where possible I like to play snippets of song relevant to specific athletes as they cross the line.

Lastly, would you like to plug your plans for Edinburgh this year?
Alan Anderson: Whisky Fir Dummies. Just The Tonic at the Tron 9pm

After twelve years of performing this is my debut solo run at the Edinburgh Fringe which is all about Scotland’s greatest export, whisky. I trialled the show at this year’s Adelaide Fringe. It got rave reviews and sell out audiences, probably something to do with the fact that during the show I give out FREE WHISKY. I love whisky and I want you to love whisky too.

Alan Anderson comedian
“I could never be an African American comedian or a French comedian.” – Alan Anderson

Comedy promoter Mike Taylor says a lot…

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

‘Mad’ Mike Taylor comedy grinch has been an integral part of comedy forums for years, often being bullied by other middle-aged men with weird obsessions. But who is the man behind the computer? I sat down with promoter and ex comedian Mike Taylor for a chat about comedy OK?

Do you remember the first time you laughed?
Difficult one there, probably when I was a baby, I had 2 older sisters who used to delight in the fact I’m incredibly ticklish. I think I’ve always liked laughter, the first live stand up I saw was when I was about 8 or 9 I went with my mum and dad to see Ken Dodd in Blackpool, I still think he’s great.

What is it about comedy that people love?
Partly it’s just a good way of celebrating the fact they are happy, often it might be related to Mel Brooks definition of tragedy and comedy, ‘tragedy is me stubbing my toe, comedy is you falling in a open sewer and drowning’. I do get a feeling that a bullying style of comedy is becoming popular at the moment, I don’t think that’s too good a thing, Frankie Boyle would possibly be a good example, personally I prefer a comic who takes the [stuffing] out of themselves.

Do you run any gigs?
Yes, currently 3, The Rose & Crown Hotel in Clitheroe, The ACE Centre in Nelson and Bury Met Theatre. I’ve got another one that’s starting in September on the outskirts of Rochdale, plus several more that I’m working on. I’m really keen on double up gigs, you can get a better quality of act if you can offer them two jobs on the same night, the new Rochdale gig is the same night as Bury Met and they’re the night before the Rose & Crown and the ACE so even 4 jobs in 2 nights. The hardest part is finding the right venue in the right place with the right people running it, especially as I prefer to run gigs in places that you don’t get too much entertainment, they come along wanting to be entertained with a positive attitude.

From my research on various computer comedy forums you seem to have had your fair share of e-guments! Do you consider you have a hostile personality?
It’s funny is that one, most people who’ve actually met me, either socially or workwise will probably tell you how easy I am to get on with, I try to be laid back if I can. However on the net people change and I’m probably the same, especially if I’ve had a drink, but the are certain people who can say what they like and lots will suck up to them because they run really big gigs or lots of them. A good friend says that if certain people (who shall remain nameless) posted that they had decided racism and fascism were a good idea, half the people on there would be comics pledging their allegiance to the BNP just like that, in the hope that they’d get gigs. Generally I have dislike of bullies and hypocrisy, in every grouping you’ll get people who’ll form cliques, funnily enough though I’m a member of several other discussion boards, (not comedy related) and there is rarely as much of the bullying and hypocrisy that you see on the comedy forums. Rather strange in away as you’d think that a comedy forum should be a happy place, to many egos though.

What do you look for in a comedian if you are going to book them?
Being funny usually helps. It’s a bit weird really, humour is very personal thing what one person loves someone else will stare at the comedian like he’s decided to [insult] an orphan. There are some acts who others rave about, the same with TV comedy and I just don’t get it. This the hardest part of booking acts, I’d like to think I’m fairly good at getting my audiences tastes right but it doesn’t always work. A funny instance of this came about last year, my local when I’m up in Burnley ran a month of events raising funds for Cancer Research and a local hospice. The last night they held a night of music, a disco and buffet. It was on the same night I was running the ACE gig so I arranged for the middle act to go up to the pub and do a set, the pub paid for a cab and gave him a couple of pints, we then swopped around the opening act from the ACE when the middle act returned, same deal again. The opening act from the ACE was one of my personal favourites, he died at the ACE, while the middle act died at the pub. When they swapped round the middle act went on at the ACE and stormed it, meanwhile the opening act went up to the pub and stormed it there.

The other thing I look for is reliability, these days there are far too many acts who will pull a gig at short notice because they have got something that pays better, (if you’re going to get your agent to give a [daft] excuse why your pulling, don’t post on facebook what you’re really doing). I was recently discussing this subject with a three acts at gig, they laughed and admitted to doing it at some point. I asked them how it would be viewed if a promoter cancelled them for a gig at short notice because someone had someone else had said they’d do it for less? This produced some embarrassment in the acts. I’ve had acts pull a couple weeks before because of filming, or gigs that were real opportunities for a career, never had a problem with those reasons, but to pull a gig for another few quid, especially at short notice?

What do you think of female comedians?
I have no problem with booking female acts, I often go to Laughing Cows comedy night, I’ve found many good from acts there who I might not have seen otherwise. A lot of people won’t have more than one woman on the bill, I think that’s crazy, so long as they are different styles of act what’s the problem? A bill should be as varied as possible, not just 4 blokes doing straight stand up, last year I had Tony Jameson MCing, Maureen Younger opening, Hayley Ellis in the middle and Brian Damage & Krysstal closing, so 3 women and 2 men, a really good night was had by all.

Have you ever booked any weird acts i.e animals, circus, children etc?
The only acts I can think of who’ve used animals, are both Magicians, Magic Sam used maggots, and last week Ali Cook used a dove and some goldfish. I do like acts who are ‘different’ so love magicians and mind readers, also musical and character acts, so long as it’s inventive and funny that’s what counts.

Who is the best comedian?
It’s hard to say best as I said before one mans’ meat is another mans’ poison. My personal favourite at the moment and I’ve seen a lot of great ones this last few years is Tom Binns doing his Ian D Montfort Sunderland psychic who talks to famous dead people and Ivan Brakenbury Hospital Radio DJ. I’ve seen him do both these shows at 3 different gigs this last 6 weeks, he’s brilliant. He’s talking to the BBC about a TV series for Ian D Montfort, at the end of the night I wished him well with it while regretting that if comes off I probably won’t be able to afford booking him next year.

What do you think of Bill Hicks?
I’m a big fan of his, sometimes he gets a bit a bit off the point but always remembers to bring it back with a ‘nice big throbbing purple vein [funny] joke’. He obviously died too young, but it would have been interesting to see how he developed and matured.

Is it true about ‘tears of a clown’?
There is some truth in it, I’ve known lots with inner anxieties that sometimes come out in their act and some who just bottle it up. It’s usually worthwhile watching an act just before they go on, when I did it I‘d be listening to the compere building the punters up, (I’d usually crush them back down), and I’d be stood there thinking ‘come bring me on and let’s get it over with.’ Once I was on all the nerves would be gone but the build up to going on was horrible. Maybe it’s the weird stuff and emotions inside you that make you want to put yourself through it.

Why do all the best comedians smoke?!????
I don’t know if they do, I know a lot of acts do smoke, probably higher than most of the population in general do, several none smokers who’ve gigged for me recently come to mind, Tom Binns, Jason Cook, Ali Cook and George Egg all non smoker some of my favourites.

What do you make of the Welsh comedy circuit?
To be honest I’ve never actually been to a comedy gig in Wales, so apart from the big names like Rhod Gilbert etc I can’t say much apart for the two times I saw Tudor Owen some years ago, I thought he was brilliant. I hear lots of good things of him, I’d like to see him again or give him a paid middle if I knew how long he’d got now. I think the last time I saw him was at the Beat The Frog World Series were I can’t help but think he was robbed. However I don’t think much about the racial area that someone is from, I go with the belief that funny is funny. The only time I’ve been abroad and seen comics were New York and Dublin, Dublin was fantastic, 4 gigs in four nights, acts I wouldn’t normally see over here.

I normally have a nap in the boot of my car, do you have any pre gig rituals?
You have a nap in the boot of your car before a gig? Are you a [very] ventriloquists dummy? That’s a fantastic idea for an act, a ventriloquist with a dwarf human dummy. Now I’m just promoting I like to try and catch the Archers at 7pm, however due to ‘I player’ if I haven’t heard it I’ll play it later, when I did stand up I had favourite underpants and shirts. I like it when the last act goes on, it means that there is [nothing] I can do about the show, so i finally get to have a pint of glass of wine.

As a promoter, what would you say is the true price of comedy?
Lots of hard work for little reward, both comics and promoters, if you do make it good in either field you’ll be the exception rather than rule. Anyone who’s involved in comedy should read Stand Up And Deliver by Andy Kind, a brilliant book. If and when I get that I can rely on promoting gigs for a living I’ll write the promoters version of it.

Sum up Mike Taylor in three words…
Total [guy], evidently:-)

Mike Taylor comedy
“I don’t think much about the racial area that someone is from.” – Mike Taylor

Interview with comedian Ian Todd

Sunday, July 17th, 2011

I am interviewing and promoting so many comedians these days I may as well be five social media agencies! The latest in my long line of comedy interviews is with Ian Todd, who I hadn’t really heard of until now. Still, he seems like a great guy and here are his thoughts:

IAN TODD INTERVIEW

You and comedy – what’s the point?
Well I started making comedy in my late teens and I always felt I have made the world a weirder and a surrealer place. I enjoy making people laugh and pushing the boundaries,comedy is an exciting form which is constantly evolving.

What inspires you?
I suppose I am inspired by my comedy heroes such as Reeves and Mortimer,League of Gentlemen,Larry David,Abbott and Costello.Watching horror films and listening to music can also be inspirational but sometimes it can just be a random thought that becomes a new sketch.

What inspires you to do comedy?
I have realised I have quite an odd take on the world and I have a strange insight into the world as I go about my everyday and I see odd things that other people ignore.From strange hand gestures,unusual ways of ordering food and I seem to attract odd people as well.

Where do you think is the funniest place in the Earth?
In the terms of ‘in’ the earth..i don’t know of any comedy nights in the earth’s crust..but in terms of on earth…I would say there is a good mix of funny people and funny people to laugh at up in the North East of England.We are funny people but also we have a good selection of odd people to observe.

It says on your Twitter that you’re a big fan of Dr Who. If you could be Doctor Who, WHOOOOO would you get to drive the tardis?
Christina Hendricks..

What spurs you?
I suppose it all comes down to getting my work out to a big audience.I have signed one autograph and that was funny.I want to get my comedy out to a big audience.I have been signed in a comedy duo and Now I want to have success as a solo artist.

In the wake of the recession, do you think high-ranking banking executives have blood on their hands?
I’m not current affairs comic.i deal in monkeys and magic…but yeah they have made a mess and the country is in a bad state and the people at the top are still doing fine but us common people are feeling the effects.There is always better comedy in desperate times though,so that is one positive we can take out of it.

What do you think of female comedians?
I always try to get lady comics on my Untruths podcast,I am sick of male dominated podcasts and comedy nights and it’s interesting to hear female perspectives on life.Leisa Rea,Helen Arney are my current favs.

Do you like dark comedy?
Oh yes! I always try and push the boundaries when I make comedy.My inspirations come from League of Gentlemen,Jam and the like.I love it when the audience question whether they should be laughing or not.

There are lots of international comedy festivals. Why do you think this is?
Well,there is such a big pool of big talent to chose from and comedy is in a boom and the likes of Montreal and Edinburgh are massive successes and people come back year after year.It is fun for performers as well as the audiences,some people treat it as a holiday as well

Some people say comedy is the new rock and roll. Who are they?
They are failed musicians who are in ironic comedy music acts.

Why don’t you do something else mate?
The world needs to hear my mad ideas,the world is a boring place and it needs excitement.

Where did you get your stage name?
It’s my name..

In Japan, there are now arcade computer machines you can pay to scan you and then insult you like a comic i.e. “you’re fat/tall/idiot” etc. Do you think these self-service comedians will put real ones out of business one day!
Yes in 2022 the machines will take over and we will all date robots and go to Robot comedy clubs.be afraid.

Is Japan the dark horse of comedy?
If their horror films are anything to go by,they will have a dark sense of humour and I would love to see their comedy output,it would be class.

Lastly, what do you think of Bill Hicks?
I have never got into him.Though an ex of mine had a dog called Hicks..it was named after him..the dog didn’t resemble the comedian,it did though when they put a Bill Hicks mask every Halloween.

You can be friends with Ian Todd on Facebook as well as download his work on iTunes.

Discussing art and comedy with the comedian Freddy Quinne

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

Comedian Freddy Quinne made waves among his 81 followers on Twitter when he took a comedian to task for looking and sounding like another comedian. However, from his stage presence and manner in this interview, you wouldn’t neccessarily think him that confrontational at all! I sat down over the internet with this inquistive man who really puts the ‘y?’ in comedy!

When did it begin?
My first ever gig was March 3rd 2007 at the Frog and Bucket. I dabbled in gigs here and there but had a long break from comedy and started again properly in July 2010.

You first started comedy as the character Tubby. Is it harder to do character stand-up comedy than more traditional?
WHO TOLD YOU THIS?! Yes I used to gig under that name doing mainly one liners, I was [very] terrible. I can’t actually stress that enough. Proper rubbish. I cringe just thinking about some of the gigs I had.

Your blogg is an interesting comedy read, do you think it holds up as a document?
It barely holds up as a blog, to be honest with you. I started it to help with writing jokes, kind of like a warm up exercise. Since then it grew in popularity and I used it more and more for therapy than anything else.

On your blogg you criticised joke stealers. If possible how would you deal with them?
With fire.

Do you think comedians need a union and who would lead it? Stephen Fry?
As an open spot, I’m not really the one to ask. Working comics absolutely need a union. Their pay hasn’t changed in 20-odd years from what I can gather. As for leading it, I have no idea. Couldn’t be an agent, don’t see how it could be a comic, certainly couldn’t be a promoter.

Do you think comedy is an art form or can make a change?
Art is defined as that which exists by no other purpose than it’s own existence, so technically dying on your [behind] is the only way to transcend. Can it make a change? Certainly. But that shouldn’t mean it should strive to.

In America there is a movement of comedians doing eco-friendly comedy at universities. Do you agree with this?
I had no idea. I googled it, and still couldn’t get an answer. So with that in mind, it’s an outrage.

Are there any causes you wouldn’t support through comedy? (I.e. would you do comedy for the army if you had a friend in it but you both knew the war was unjust?)
I love this question. When I get an offer for a gig I check when it is and google how far I’d have to drive. Moral implications rarely factor into it. I’d have no proplems gigging for the army even though I’m against the war. I wouldn’t gig for parliament or royalty (like they’re asking) and I wouldn’t gig for any racist organisations.

Can comedy move people emotionally to another place?
Yes. I supported an Edinburgh preview for Jason Cook’s “Happiness”. Jason Cook is probably one of my favourite live stand ups, so I was very happy to watch him let alone be on the same bill. Anyway, it was an hour of one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. And at the end, there was a story about an old couple going through hard times and staying together. Very moving and gave a whole different context to his previous hour.

Did it hurt when you smashed your head with an easter egg?!
Yes.

What is irony in comedy?
Irony is the more you strive for the joke, the less likely it is to appeal. Deep. I’m deep as [anything]. Like the sea.

When is your book on comedy coming out?
Not even done a treatment yet! In the VERY early stages at the moment.

Ideal gigg line up?
Of all time? MC Daniel Kitson – Opener Billy Connolly – Middle Boy With Tape On His Face – Headliner Eddie Izzard

What do you think of Bill Hicks?
He’s alright.

Do you subscribe to the stagey tits and teeth drama student approach to comedy or is your act wider?
Oh Jesus Christ no. Please don’t tell me I do comedy like a drama student.

What do you think of female comedians?
I don’t think of them as being in any way separate to male comedians. I’m that PC.

Do you think comedy is becoming such a big business now that people are risking losing the number one purpose: laughter?
No. I think it’s in danger of becoming stale, and audiences switching off to particular types of comedy. In the same way horror films have to constantly adapt to shock audiences, I think comedy too will also have to delve deeper in future to get the same reactions we do now.

Is it true you posted phone numbers on Twitter?
Yep, shouldn’t have done that.

Did anyone ring?
No idea.

If Jerry Sadowitz’ act is like “mugging on old lady without knowing”, how do you see yours?
Like 10 [acts] one after another. Sounds good in theory, but in practice quite painful and unenjoyable.

Lastly, does coemdy have a conscience and how do you deal with the pressures?
Warning, pretentious answer alert…..

I don’t feel any pressure at all on the stage. I feel pressure in my life away from the stage all the time. Off stage I feel the pressures of social interaction, living up to expectation, trying to please people. On stage, I feel free.

Freddy Quinne comedian
“Art is defined as that which exists by no other purpose than it’s own existence.” – Freddy Quinne

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