Tricked by a child

Sometimes the kids at my school are a delight. Other times they are… like they were today.

Every spring we take the kids onto the field for a bit of a run. It’s not a common thing – we don’t do it as much as football and rugby – we just try to encourage cross-country as another method of keeping fit. Anyway, we get out there today and everybody starts running and it’s all going well.

Suddenly, one of the lads pulls out with a limp. He won’t let me touch him (the law is the law) so all I can do is leave him to it as I’m on my own. This is a difficult quandary when you’re teaching on your own – do you sacrifice the class for one child? There’s no real protocol for it that I know of.

We do another lap, and I return to the lad. He’s still down, but he won’t go back to the locker room to do homework or anything, so again I have to leave him. He was only a small thing, and looked a lot like me at his age. He’s not particularly studious, and isn’t top of the class when it comes to sport either. If I’m honest, I felt a little bit sorry for him.

One more lap and I return to him. Still not getting up. So by now I gather the class around and we start warming down. That is, of course, until the bell rings. At which point the entire class – including the injured boy – run back to the classroom! Bloody hell!

Nothing I can do really! Rest assured though, tonight I will be staying in for a few beers and a few games of online roulette. And I’ll have a drink on the kid with the ‘damaged leg’ – he certainly got me!

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  2. Rachel Green says:

    God bless the innocence of children. Although the boy made you feel as if you had been fooled, you must not condemn yourself. Like it says in the bible, fool me once shame on me. But there is no shame here. Only trust and mischief. A tale as old as time.

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