Well, well, well, just when I thought technology couldn’t astound me anymore, I’ve only gone and found out about bloody Twitter! It’s amazing! I get to catch up on all the latest goss from Stephen Fry and Lee Ryan and even a couple of comedians I’ve seen out and about. Mad, innit?
It’s quite a new thing Twitter but I would describe it as like computers but on a phone – it’s that good! Every day now I set up The Twitter and watch all manner of Tweets come in personally for me. I get news about films, TV, celebrities and Nick Frost from Shaaun Is Dead. It’s brilliant!
The good thing about my SDSL line is that it can keep up with all this news coming directly to my computer screen. Sometimes when mum and dad are out I dress up as Trevor McDonalds and read the news like on BBC News 24. What a life!
Apparently you can get phones that have the internet on them now. Sounds like the kids are spinning me another classic year 10 yarn (the ice caps are melting, are they, Luke? hmmm), but imagine a world where I could get all this news to my phone while travelling. I could get all the latest news about Simon Peggs while sat in a greasy spoon in Llangollen. Now that’s living!
If a phone like that existed, it’d probably be bigger than a house though. A house phone! Hahaha i’m just so full of it!
I’m pretty tired now, must stop drinking all that Virgin Cola in the mornings. Honestly, I don’t know what else to do with it – my bloomin’ mates keep buying it for me for birthdays and Christmases!
Still, it’s good to have mates. I’m a very lucky man.
Hyth loggyn, Frrrrrrrap! (Welsh)